The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Arched golden-yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden-yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle

Slapping "just kidding" underneath it is the only honest thing anyone has ever done with a collegiate font

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

White mountain peaks with a small AT-AT walker silhouette sit above cyan and white text reading "HOTH" inside a rounded rectangle

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Preemptive declarations of cocktail preferenceJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi