Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers A vintage-style illustration of Uncle

A vintage-style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red

Bold golden-yellow script reads "Wasps" with a swooping underline tail below

and gold with overlapping diamond shapes sits at the top

representing a small southwest Missouri town with outsized ambition

A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers A vintage-style illustration of UncleTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.