Trophy Wife - Unisex T-Shirt san jose Distressed white stencil text below

Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

Red block sans-serif capitals read "SWANSON'S" above flowing cursive script reading "Westlake" and large block letters "BOWL

it captured the atomic optimism of a community looking skyward

you were just holding it for him

Trophy Wife - Unisex T-Shirt san jose Distressed white stencil text below"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun