I Pooped Today! - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_comedy Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

everything else really is cream cheese

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

A posterized oval portrait sits left-center

Going that way really fast is either reckless stupidity or a startup pitch deck

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_comedy Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernaturalCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: