Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Turns out silver bullets work

Turns out silver bullets work better than a drunken posse

Close enough

That stretch was once lined with motor courts competing for drivers passing through the Central Valley

not from pride

with curved distressed white text reading "FRANCIS" below

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Turns out silver bullets workCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.