Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top dogs A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascot

A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascot in period attire holds a bat in a batting stance

walrus mustache

Sea Gull Hotel stood along the ocean at 21st Street in Miami Beach

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

Arched distressed white display text reads "MCFLY BRAND" above smaller arched text reading "LIFE PRESERVERS

Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top dogs A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascotSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"