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The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

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Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

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Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black The periodic table is nowLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET