Save the Neck For Me Clark - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Kellerman's official brochure conveniently leaves

Kellerman's official brochure conveniently leaves out the part where the entertainment staff's choreography was strictly off-menu

Purple text below reads "ESTD

Curved blue arched text reads "JUST HERE FOR THE WIENERS" in bold block letters

Wearing it is a secret handshake between people who chose popcorn over the military industrial complex

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Save the Neck For Me Clark - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Kellerman's official brochure conveniently leavesCalling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household. Nobody fights you for it, which is either a win or the saddest thing at the table. The Details: Cream colored text arches across the top, reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK." Centered below the text is a roasted brown turkey with orange and yellow highlights. The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs