Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top jesus Bold red block text reads

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds

red border

Retro 90s TV throwback design inspired by Binford Tools as seen in Home Improvement

Inspired by James Bond

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top jesus Bold red block text readsMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow